thebookworm:

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

patheticbae:

*wakes up from coma* 

teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do 

helenaisalwaysspooky:

u know someone is your bestfriend when this 

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is how they try to cheer you up  

a-hunter-at-221b:

brain-patterns:

So apparently there’s a sound that is 36 or so octaves below middle c that is so low that it kills you. The sound waves literally kill you. And this sound is only found in dark matter (for what we know). This is so cool

I love science

 (via djinnandddragons)

halfbloodprincestale:

"you’re a slytherin?? isn’t that the evil house?"image

andrewhussiesbosom:

I’m the friend that picks rainbow road

(Source: ghoststud)


IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS VOICE ACTOR IS JON SNOW

(Source: doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)


(Source: chryswatchesgot)


oh-badwolfgirl:

penandpage:

excuse u did u just say ten fucking years

asheathes:

DO YOU EVER CRY BECAUSE IN PHILOSOPHER’S STONE THERE’S THAT SCENE OF HARRY DURING HIS FIRST NIGHT AT HOGWARTS SITTING BY HIMSELF AT NIGHT LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND STROKING HEDWIG AND A VAGUE SMILE CREEPS ACROSS HIS FACE BECAUSE HE MIGHT FINALLY BE HAPPY AND THEN THERE’S THAT SCENE IN PRISONER OF AZKABAN WHEN THE FIVE BOYS ARE IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM EATING SWEETS AND FOOLING AROUND AND UGH DO YOU EVER JUST CRY BECAUSE HARRY HAS FINALLY FOUND A PLACE TO CALL HOME

kodmaeda:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

(Source: kahzmiller)

horror movie opening scene
  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.